Making fun of Beta animations – Killer Bunny Rabbits

Sneaking down a gully, I spot a brown bunny hopping along the bank.
I take out my cracked starter bow, and point it at the bunny.
As the bunny flies across mid air, and hovers in front of me, I realize my mistake!
It’s a killer bunny rabbit with the powers of flight.

I freeze in place, with my bow held straight up and down. Perhaps he will mistake me for a tree limb?
The killer bunny shouts random numbers at me.
They are so loud, my health starts declining.
I zoom out to third person to make sure a grass snake has not snuck up behind me – nope, just the bunny.
No blood, nor dents in my armor, no reaction from body blows – it must be the sound.
I hold perfectly still, trying to hide behind my bow as the killer bunny hovers.
My health is getting low, so I decide to try Lesser Aegis in desperation!
I cast the spell, and the bunny glows.
Maybe the spell worked, and calmed the bunny? The numbers he is yelling go down to 1′s and 2′s
My health is still vanishing as fast as always! What could be wrong with Lesser Aegis?

I decide it might be better to flee and fight another day.
I whip my bow onto my shoulder and prepare to run.
The movement scares the killer bunny so much, he falls over dead.
He’s still hovering 6 feet in the air – what magic he must possess!

As my health slowly returns, I look closely at the bunny.
He seems to be pointing towards the ground.
I look at a spot about 3 feet in front of the floating bunny – and search.
Taking out my skinning knife, I scratch away the dirt, and dig up -
Some fur, guts, and two slices of rabbit meat!
The rabbit must have been magic to transport these treasures underground as he died!

I wonder how long it will be before he again uses his magic to vanish?
…and off in the distance, I see another bunny….